Jimmy Carr- 8 out of 10 cats

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I feel it important to share this as it really did amuse me.

During tonight's "8 out of 10 cats" on Channel 4 the end brought about the question of who was the "scariest fairytale character". Turns out- its the witch from Hansel and Gretel. Here is the short monologue Carr gave to expand on the result:

Jimmy Carr: Yes the scariest fairytale character is the witch from Hansel and Gretel. In the original fairytale the witch, who eats children, represents acute postnatal depression and the gingerbread house represents cravings during pregnancy. Hansel is the male generative force; the sperm, the son of the wood chopper or penis. Gretel is the egg, the enchanted forest is pubic hair, the warts on the witch's face are an STD, Cinderella is a whore, the gingerbread man is gay, the beanstalk is a giant cock, little red riding hood is the clitoris and goldilocks fucks animals, any questions?

I may be adding a clip in the near future- keep your eyes peeled!