Saturday, February 13, 2010

alpaca in hat?

A Short Conversation.

This is what happened as a result of a conversation with a friend it began as two lines of speech- and I just kept on going until i reached the end. Basically, if any of you have seen "Llamas with hats" on youtube then you'll immediately recognise the pattern...? For those of you who haven't seen the video- its embedded after the speech. We got into a llama alpaca conversation- something was said about Retracto in a hat- naturally I had to make a joke...its really stupid, but was made nevertheless.



-Deeeeeem! Why did you say those things?

-Well, we felt like... like we weren't getting anywhere with the healthcare thing so... we sorta just attacked republicans instead...

-Deeeeeem- you're telling lies!

-wow- i would never do that that is my...least favourite thing to do

-Dem, you publicly slandered members of the party!

-Well, no one's agreeing with us any more, so I...

-Dem! you need to retract that right now! You just look stupider!

-Oh, wow-oh... I'm totally in the wrong here- yeah, I suck

Dem... where are the schoolbooks?

-Well... we kinda just ... went with Zinn, cooked em up and...well ate them...

-(...) Dem!

-What? It wasn't working out!

-Dem- what's wrong with you?

-Well, I never follow through and I destroy schoolbooks; that's 2 things...

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written (very) badly by Naomi Wong

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