The Corn Syrup Conspiracy!

I made up my mind years ago. There is a corn syrup conspiracy in America. Bold words, I know- and I didn't want to have to say it. I have been fortunate enough to have travelled quite a bit. I have been to Tokyo, Japan- various places in China, Hong Kong, France, Belgium, Canada and the USA and I have noticed something alarming!

When I drank American Coca Cola it didn't taste as nice (to me) as everywhere else in the world! So I did some investigating- and I'm convinced its because instead of sugar, they substitute in corn syrup! But...but...that's totally against my rights! Anyhoo- I also took it upon myself to look at more ingredient labels and its across the board! Turns out- Ketchup is involved!

Ergo: I have taken it upon myself to declare this a conspiracy. I'm sure there are many explanations- most of them rational... but the fact remains that this is a conspiracy!!

oh and I'm joking... obviously.

written badly by Naomi Wong