The curious case of women's stomachs.

some people say that women have two stomachs, which is why a lady can eat a meal, complain of being full, before proceeding to wolf down a three layered dessert with whipped cream and chocolate shavings... We know this to be a lie. Its completely preposterous to even consider a woman has two stomachs when it is plainly obvious that there are three. Men, the poor dears, have only one stomach (which may explain a few things), but I am getting sidetracked. Allow me to begin at the beginning.

In the beginning god created man- but decided it simply wasn't good enough, and so added to his first creation whilst removing a weakness. Within the additions were more sense and more importantly; more stomachs. You see, men, with their one stomach can eat pretty much everything women eat- but it all goes to one place, often resulting in a convex body- most commonly referred to as a beer belly. Women have a far more reliable way of storing their intake- three stomachs;


each with an important purpose. The first is for meals(C); savories, meats, vegetables- all the things the body needs to function- the second is for chocolate (A) which, as we all know, women can process into brain power. The final stomach is for desserts (B). This stomach allows the lady in question to have her cake (and eat it!) without worry of stocking up her body- pretty much all of this simply evaporates off the top of her head, creating the lovely sweet smell men are attracted to.

Just as a point... This is in no way to be taken seriously. This is clearly a farce... Nomi out!